01
The Weirdest Night
DOOR
View Guide →Requirements
- Remain silent at the first knock.
- Remain silent again at the second prompt; do not reveal your presence.
How to Date an Entity
Play the game here, or use the guides below to unlock all 10 endings.
10 Endings · Interest 0–8 · Interactive Guides
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How to Date an Entity
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How to Date an Entity
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Quick normal-route estimate from Interest, Paper, and Knife. For Keyword or Knife endings, open the full checker.
Quick estimate · Normal route
Interest: 5 / 8
LowMax
Likely normal-route result
Ending 4
Waste of time.
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01
DOOR
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KEYWORD
View Guide →03
KEYWORD
View Guide →04
NORMAL
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NORMAL
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NORMAL
View Guide →07
NORMAL
View Guide →08
KNIFE
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KNIFE
View Guide →10
KNIFE
View Guide →Best Ending (?)
Ending 7
Why do players keep getting Missing instead? Ending 7 requires all three:
8 / 8
Perfect Interest
No paper
Never read one
No knife
Never pick it up
Interest Meter
0Best Ending ▲
Current score: 0 / 8
8 more points needed
See every Interest Meter choice →I Got the Wrong Ending
Most common causes
You landed on Missing instead of Ending 7.
10 official endings. Generic Death is a separate Game Over.
Ending 7 requires all three conditions at the final normal evaluation: 8/8 Interest, you never read a Paper, and you never picked up the Knife. If you touched any paper or picked up the knife, 8/8 still falls to Ending 6 (Missing).
Use every positive source: first door question +1, ignore the first paper and talk to Mrs +1, Scientists +1, Bedroom Nothing +1, Conversation About You -> Yes -> a +1 entity answer for +2 total, The Hello-ween +1, Honey Toast +1. Total: 8.
Ending 7 requires all three conditions at the final normal evaluation: 8/8 Interest, you never read a Paper, and you never picked up the Knife. If you touched any paper or picked up the knife, 8/8 still falls to Ending 6 (Missing).
No. Ending 7 explicitly requires you never read a Paper.
No. The final Ending 7 condition explicitly requires you never picked up the Knife. Picking it up permanently blocks Ending 7 for that run.
About 15–20 minutes per ending.
How to Date an Entity is a short horror visual novel by SFour. You wake up, meet Mrs, and try to survive the night.
The run is scored on an Interest Meter with 10 official endings. This site is an unofficial English guide for playing online, checking your route, and collecting every ending.
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