How to Date an Entity

How to Date an Entity – Play Online & Complete Ending Guide

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10 Endings · Interest 08 · Interactive Guides

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How to Date an Entity Ending Checker

Quick normal-route estimate from Interest, Paper, and Knife. For Keyword or Knife endings, open the full checker.

Quick estimate · Normal route

Interest: 5 / 8

LowMax

Did you read any paper?
Did you pick up the knife?

Likely normal-route result

Ending 4

Waste of time.

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02

Just a bug.

KEYWORD

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Requirements
  • Read at least one containment paper before the two-activity checkpoint.
  • Complete exactly two activities, then talk to Mrs after exactly two activities.
  • Use the keyword when prompted.
  • Keep Interest at 3 or lower.

03

See you later.

KEYWORD

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Requirements
  • Read at least one paper.
  • Talk to Mrs after exactly two completed activities.
  • Use the keyword.
  • Have Interest above 3.

04

Waste of time.

NORMAL

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Requirements
  • Reach the normal final evaluation rather than using the keyword or stabbing route.
  • Finish with Interest between 1 and 5 inclusive.

06

Missing

NORMAL

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Requirements
  • Reach the normal final evaluation.
  • Typical path: finish at 6-7 Interest; or finish at 8 while having read a paper or picked up the knife.

07

Best Ending(?)

NORMAL

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Requirements
  • Reach 8/8 Interest.
  • Never read any containment paper.
  • Never pick up the knife.
  • Reach the normal final evaluation.

08

Skull Cage

KNIFE

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Requirements
  • Pick up the knife in the kitchen.
  • Reach the final Mrs conversation after completing the main activities.
  • Choose to use the knife.
  • Then choose 'Yes' to put it down.

How to Get Ending 7

Best Ending (?)

Ending 7

Why do players keep getting Missing instead? Ending 7 requires all three:

8 / 8

Perfect Interest

No paper

Never read one

No knife

Never pick it up

How the Interest Meter Works

Interest Meter

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Build 8/8

Current score: 0 / 8

8 more points needed

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Quick Walkthrough

What Are You Trying to Do?

  1. At the first knock, any first response can still reach the main route, but 'Who are you?' is best because it gives +1 Interest.
  2. At the second prompt, ask who she is again; then open the door. Staying silent after revealing your presence causes a generic Death.
  3. At the paper, decide your route: never read any paper if targeting Ending 7; read one if targeting the keyword route.
  4. For the sender question, Scientists is +1, Friend is neutral, Mom is fatal.
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Why Did I Get the Wrong Ending?

I Got the Wrong Ending

Most common causes

  1. 01 If you are at 7/8, you missed one positive choice. The conversation activity can give +2 and is commonly the missing point.
  2. 02 If you are at 8/8 but get Ending 6, you either read a paper or picked up the knife at some point.
  3. 03 Picking up the knife permanently disqualifies Ending 7 for that run, even if you decline to use it later.

You landed on Missing instead of Ending 7.

Minigame Help

Frequently Asked Questions

How many endings are there?

10 official endings. Generic Death is a separate Game Over.

How do I get Ending 7?

Ending 7 requires all three conditions at the final normal evaluation: 8/8 Interest, you never read a Paper, and you never picked up the Knife. If you touched any paper or picked up the knife, 8/8 still falls to Ending 6 (Missing).

How do I reach 8/8 Interest?

Use every positive source: first door question +1, ignore the first paper and talk to Mrs +1, Scientists +1, Bedroom Nothing +1, Conversation About You -> Yes -> a +1 entity answer for +2 total, The Hello-ween +1, Honey Toast +1. Total: 8.

Why did I get Missing?

Ending 7 requires all three conditions at the final normal evaluation: 8/8 Interest, you never read a Paper, and you never picked up the Knife. If you touched any paper or picked up the knife, 8/8 still falls to Ending 6 (Missing).

What happens if I read a Paper?

No. Ending 7 explicitly requires you never read a Paper.

Should I take the Knife?

No. The final Ending 7 condition explicitly requires you never picked up the Knife. Picking it up permanently blocks Ending 7 for that run.

How long is the game?

About 15–20 minutes per ending.

About How to Date an Entity

How to Date an Entity is a short horror visual novel by SFour. You wake up, meet Mrs, and try to survive the night.

The run is scored on an Interest Meter with 10 official endings. This site is an unofficial English guide for playing online, checking your route, and collecting every ending.

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